The FoxNews Poll, always the worst, is so insulting with the questions they ask. Every question is a hit job, and every answer is "BULLSHIT!" This has been going on for years. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Every question is a hit job
Donald J. Trump
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Ch’ti (France)
SatireLe sondage de Fox News, toujours le pire, avec ses questions qui m’insultent. Chaque question, c’est un coup monté, et chaque réponse, c’est « des carabistouilles ! ». Et ça dure depuis des années, biloute.
Chez nous, si un sondeur sonne à la porte, on le fait entrer, on lui sert un café et une part de tarte au sucre, et à la fin, c’est lui qui répond à nos questions. Fox News, viens donc à la maison : on causera, et tu repartiras avec la bonne réponse.
English version
The Fox News poll, always the worst, with questions that insult me. Every question is a set-up, and every answer is “codswallop!”. And it’s been going on for years, mate.
Round here, if a pollster rings the bell, we invite him in, give him a coffee and a slice of sugar tart, and by the end he’s the one answering our questions. Fox News, come on round: we’ll have a chat, and you’ll leave with the right answer.
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