The Democrats are going around threatening a lot of people, including the Attorney General of the United States, and others, with Impeachment and many other forms of punishment, even though they admit they have no reason to do so, and there have been no impeachable acts committed, or even thought of, by the victims of this illegal process. This is extortion at the highest level, and they should be held accountable for this. Also, they’re threatening our Donors, some of the most respected people anywhere in the World, with imprisonment, and many other levels of punishment, just because they happen to be Republicans, or Republican supporters. This is Weaponization and Lawfare at another level. The Senator from Michigan, Elissa Slotkin, is saying that she is going to go after all young people that believe in Republican Values, and that give even the slightest inclination to be a Republican. The imprisonment should be against these EXTORTIONISTS, and Republicans should get smart, fast! Threatening letters have been sent to many people, all innocent, from Democrat Political Leaders. By copy of this statement, I am ordering the Department of Justice to look into this criminal act, immediately! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Extortion at the highest level
Donald J. Trump
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Parisien (France)
Satire« De l’extorsion au plus haut niveau », « du lawfare à un autre niveau »… Il aime bien les niveaux. Moi aussi : j’habite au sixième sans ascenseur.
Bref, si quelqu’un menace quelqu’un, il y a des juges pour ça. Ordonner une enquête au ministère de la Justice par communiqué, c’est très pratique. Pas sûr que ce soit très indépendant.
English version
“Extortion at the highest level”, “lawfare at another level”… He likes his levels. So do I: I live on the sixth floor, no lift.
Anyway, if someone threatens someone, there are judges for that. Ordering the Justice Department to investigate by press release is very convenient. Not sure it’s very independent.
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