Independent satire 9 November 2026 Swiss · French · American · British

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The Diplomat · The French Diplomat

Extortion at the highest level

Donald J. Trump

Original

The Democrats are going around threatening a lot of people, including the Attorney General of the United States, and others, with Impeachment and many other forms of punishment, even though they admit they have no reason to do so, and there have been no impeachable acts committed, or even thought of, by the victims of this illegal process. This is extortion at the highest level, and they should be held accountable for this. Also, they’re threatening our Donors, some of the most respected people anywhere in the World, with imprisonment, and many other levels of punishment, just because they happen to be Republicans, or Republican supporters. This is Weaponization and Lawfare at another level. The Senator from Michigan, Elissa Slotkin, is saying that she is going to go after all young people that believe in Republican Values, and that give even the slightest inclination to be a Republican. The imprisonment should be against these EXTORTIONISTS, and Republicans should get smart, fast! Threatening letters have been sent to many people, all innocent, from Democrat Political Leaders. By copy of this statement, I am ordering the Department of Justice to look into this criminal act, immediately! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The French Diplomat

The French Diplomat

Satire

France follows with attention, and with deep respect for American institutions, the debates currently under way in Washington.

Political confrontation is the lifeblood of democracy; independent courts are its guarantee. We trust that the Department of Justice will act with the independence that American democracy rightly expects of it.

Version française

La France suit avec attention, et avec un profond respect pour les institutions américaines, les débats en cours à Washington.

La confrontation politique est le sang de la démocratie ; des tribunaux indépendants en sont la garantie. Nous ne doutons pas que le ministère de la Justice agira avec l’indépendance que la démocratie américaine attend, à juste titre, de lui.

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