I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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A new Chief of Staff
Donald J. Trump
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SatireBon, petit changement à la maison. Stephen, qui était sous-chef, passe chef dès lundi. Susie va s’occuper du parti. Elle a fait du bon boulot, hein, faut le dire.
Stephen chef, c’est une bonne idée ? Faut voir. Mais on a déjà commandé la nouvelle plaque pour la porte, alors ça joue.
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Right, a little reshuffle at the house. Stephen, who was deputy, becomes the boss from Monday. Susie is off to look after the party. She did a good job, mind you, credit where it’s due.
Is Stephen as boss a good idea? We’ll see. But the new nameplate for the door is already ordered, so it’s fine.
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