I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Truth Social · 6 November 2026
A new Chief of Staff
Donald J. Trump
OriginalValaisan, the satirical version
Valaisan
SatireAdieu ! Changement à la cabane : dès lundi, Stephen passe devant, comme le guide dans la montée.
Susie redescend s’occuper du parti. Elle a bien tenu la corde, on la remercie.
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Hello! Change at the mountain hut: from Monday, Stephen takes the lead, like the guide on the climb.
Susie heads back down to look after the party. She held the rope well; our thanks to her.
The presidential version
The Presidential Version
SatireToday I am announcing that Stephen Miller, currently Deputy Chief of Staff, will become White House Chief of Staff on Monday, November 9.
Susie Wiles, who has served with distinction in that role, will now lead our political operation. I am grateful for her service and wish them both well in their new responsibilities.
Around the world
Sud de la France
SatireFan de chichourle, quel chef de cabinet ! Le meilleur de l’histoire, peut-être même de l’univers.
Et Susie, une championne, elle part au parti. On lui fera une bouillabaisse d’adieu, avec tout le Vieux-Port.
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Blimey, what a chief of staff! The best in history, maybe in the universe.
And Susie, a champion, she’s off to the party. We’ll throw her a farewell bouillabaisse, with the whole Old Port invited.
Vaudois
SatireBon, petit changement à la maison. Stephen, qui était sous-chef, passe chef dès lundi. Susie va s’occuper du parti. Elle a fait du bon boulot, hein, faut le dire.
Stephen chef, c’est une bonne idée ? Faut voir. Mais on a déjà commandé la nouvelle plaque pour la porte, alors ça joue.
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Right, a little reshuffle at the house. Stephen, who was deputy, becomes the boss from Monday. Susie is off to look after the party. She did a good job, mind you, credit where it’s due.
Is Stephen as boss a good idea? We’ll see. But the new nameplate for the door is already ordered, so it’s fine.
Genevois
SatirePetit remaniement, rien de grave. À Genève, on change de chef de cabinet plus souvent que de banquier, et beaucoup moins souvent que d’avis.
Stephen monte d’un étage. Susie part au parti, avec nos remerciements et une belle montre.
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A little reshuffle, nothing serious. In Geneva we change chiefs of staff more often than bankers, and much less often than our minds.
Stephen moves up a floor. Susie goes to the party, with our thanks and a nice watch.
Parisien
SatireAnnonce rapide, j’ai un déjeuner. Stephen Miller passe directeur de cabinet lundi. Susie rejoint le parti : on appelle ça une promotion, tout le monde a compris.
Merci Susie, vraiment, t’as été top. Pot de départ jeudi, chacun apporte ses chips.
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Quick announcement, I’ve got a lunch. Stephen Miller becomes chief of staff on Monday. Susie moves over to the party: we’re calling it a promotion, everyone gets it.
Thanks Susie, really, you were great. Leaving drinks on Thursday, bring your own crisps.
Ch’ti
SatireEh biloute, Stephen i’ devient chef lundi ! Susie, elle part au parti, mais elle a fait du bon boulot, hein.
Pour fêter ça : frites pour tout l’monde à la baraque.
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Hey pal, Stephen becomes the boss on Monday! Susie’s off to the party, but she did a great job, mind.
To celebrate: chips for everyone at the chip van.
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