Switzerland · The Valaisan edition

A new Chief of Staff

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 1:51 PM ET

Original

I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Valaisan version

ValaisanValais: Sion, Martigny, Sierre

Satire

Adieu ! Changement à la cabane : dès lundi, Stephen passe devant, comme le guide dans la montée.

Susie redescend s’occuper du parti. Elle a bien tenu la corde, on la remercie.

Translate post

Hello! Change at the mountain hut: from Monday, Stephen takes the lead, like the guide on the climb.

Susie heads back down to look after the party. She held the rope well; our thanks to her.

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