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A new Chief of Staff

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 1:51 PM ET

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I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Sud de la France version

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Satire

Fan de chichourle, quel chef de cabinet ! Le meilleur de l’histoire, peut-être même de l’univers.

Et Susie, une championne, elle part au parti. On lui fera une bouillabaisse d’adieu, avec tout le Vieux-Port.

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Blimey, what a chief of staff! The best in history, maybe in the universe.

And Susie, a champion, she’s off to the party. We’ll throw her a farewell bouillabaisse, with the whole Old Port invited.

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