Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

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France · The Ch’ti edition

A new Chief of Staff

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Ch’ti version

Ch’tiNord: Lille, Valenciennes

Satire

Eh biloute, Stephen i’ devient chef lundi ! Susie, elle part au parti, mais elle a fait du bon boulot, hein.

Pour fêter ça : frites pour tout l’monde à la baraque.

Translate post

Hey pal, Stephen becomes the boss on Monday! Susie’s off to the party, but she did a great job, mind.

To celebrate: chips for everyone at the chip van.

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Lost in translation
  • The “baraque à frites”, a roadside chip van, is an institution of northern France.

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