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A new Chief of Staff

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 1:51 PM ET

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I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Annonce rapide, j’ai un déjeuner. Stephen Miller passe directeur de cabinet lundi. Susie rejoint le parti : on appelle ça une promotion, tout le monde a compris.

Merci Susie, vraiment, t’as été top. Pot de départ jeudi, chacun apporte ses chips.

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Quick announcement, I’ve got a lunch. Stephen Miller becomes chief of staff on Monday. Susie moves over to the party: we’re calling it a promotion, everyone gets it.

Thanks Susie, really, you were great. Leaving drinks on Thursday, bring your own crisps.

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