I am pleased to announce that Mr. Stephen Miller, the current Deputy Chief of Staff of the Trump Administration, and one of my most trusted advisors, will become the Chief of Staff starting Monday, November 9, 2026. Susie Wiles, who has done an outstanding job, will be moving over to the Trump Political Operation. I want to thank her for her service as Chief of Staff — She has done a great job! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Switzerland · The Genevois edition
A new Chief of Staff
Donald J. Trump
OriginalThe Genevois version
Genevois
SatirePetit remaniement, rien de grave. À Genève, on change de chef de cabinet plus souvent que de banquier, et beaucoup moins souvent que d’avis.
Stephen monte d’un étage. Susie part au parti, avec nos remerciements et une belle montre.
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A little reshuffle, nothing serious. In Geneva we change chiefs of staff more often than bankers, and much less often than our minds.
Stephen moves up a floor. Susie goes to the party, with our thanks and a nice watch.
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