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Nobody wants to say that

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 1:09 PM ET

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Israel and, in fact, the entire Middle East, WOULD NOT EXIST TODAY if I did not stop Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon. Nobody wants to say that, but everybody knows it’s true! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Bon. Sans moi, y aurait plus d’Israël ni de Moyen-Orient. C’est pas moi qui le dis, c’est… enfin si, c’est moi.

Personne veut le dire ? Ici non plus, remarquez. Chez nous, on dit jamais rien de trop. Faut voir.

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Well. Without me, there’d be no Israel and no Middle East. I’m not the one saying it, it’s… well, yes, it’s me.

Nobody wants to say it? Same here, mind. Round here we never say anything too loudly. We’ll see.

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