Israel and, in fact, the entire Middle East, WOULD NOT EXIST TODAY if I did not stop Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon. Nobody wants to say that, but everybody knows it’s true! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Nobody wants to say that
Donald J. Trump
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SatireOh, sans moi, Israël et tout le Moyen-Orient, il en resterait rien, pas même une olive ! Personne veut le dire, mais tout le monde le sait. Même le boulanger, il le sait.
Et je le dis tranquille, hein, sans exagérer. Moi, j’exagère jamais. Demandez à la sardine.
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Without me, Israel and the whole Middle East, there’d be nothing left, not even an olive! Nobody wants to say it, but everybody knows. Even the baker knows.
And I’m saying it calmly, mind you, no exaggeration. I never exaggerate. Ask the sardine.
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