Israel and, in fact, the entire Middle East, WOULD NOT EXIST TODAY if I did not stop Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon. Nobody wants to say that, but everybody knows it’s true! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Nobody wants to say that
Donald J. Trump
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SatireAdieu ! Ici, on sait ce que c’est de tenir une montagne debout. Moi, j’ai tenu tout le Moyen-Orient, alors.
Personne veut le dire, mais tout le monde le sait. C’est comme le meilleur fendant du canton : chacun pense que c’est le sien. Mais c’est le mien.
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Hello! Up here we know what it takes to keep a mountain standing. I held up the whole Middle East, so there.
Nobody wants to say it, but everybody knows. It’s like the best white wine in the canton: everyone thinks it’s theirs. But it’s mine.
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