Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

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Switzerland · The Genevois edition

Nobody wants to say that

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

Israel and, in fact, the entire Middle East, WOULD NOT EXIST TODAY if I did not stop Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon. Nobody wants to say that, but everybody knows it’s true! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Genevois version

GenevoisGeneva

Satire

À Genève, on a négocié sur le nucléaire iranien pendant des années, dans des hôtels au bord du lac, avec beaucoup de café.

Mais apparemment, c’est lui tout seul. Bon. On lui enverra la facture des cafés.

Translate post

In Geneva we negotiated over Iran’s nuclear programme for years, in lakeside hotels, with a lot of coffee.

But apparently he did it all by himself. Fine. We’ll send him the bill for the coffee.

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Lost in translation
  • Talks on Iran’s nuclear programme were held for years in Geneva and Lausanne, on the shores of Lake Geneva.

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