Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

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France · The Parisien edition

Nobody wants to say that

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

Israel and, in fact, the entire Middle East, WOULD NOT EXIST TODAY if I did not stop Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon. Nobody wants to say that, but everybody knows it’s true! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Parisien version

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Satire

Sans moi, le Moyen-Orient n’existerait plus. Voilà.

Personne ne veut le dire, parce que tout le monde est jaloux. Même les pigeons du Trocadéro le savent.

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Without me, the Middle East wouldn’t exist anymore. There.

Nobody wants to say it, because everyone’s jealous. Even the pigeons at the Trocadéro know it.

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