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Nobody wants to say that

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social · 6 Nov 2026 · 1:09 PM ET

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Israel and, in fact, the entire Middle East, WOULD NOT EXIST TODAY if I did not stop Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon. Nobody wants to say that, but everybody knows it’s true! President DONALD J. TRUMP

The Breton version

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Satire

Sans moi, il resterait plus rien du Moyen-Orient. Bon.

Ici, on dirait juste : il a fait ce qu’il avait à faire, et on rentre avant la pluie. Mais lui, il préfère le dire en majuscules.

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Without me, there’d be nothing left of the Middle East. Right.

Here we’d just say: he did what he had to do, and we head home before the rain. But he prefers to say it in capital letters.

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