Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

Big Beautiful Flop Making presidential statements presidential again.

Switzerland · The Vaudois edition

Newsmax says so

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

NEWSMAX: “Trump is a Winner, and he’s right on Iran!”

The Vaudois version

VaudoisVaud: Morges, Lausanne, Yverdon

Satire

Il paraît qu’une télé dit que je suis un gagnant. Bon. Je vais pas me vanter, hein.

Je le partage juste. Comme ça. Au cas où.

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Apparently a TV channel says I’m a winner. Well. I’m not going to brag, mind.

I’m just sharing it. Like that. Just in case.

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