Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

Big Beautiful Flop Making presidential statements presidential again.

France · The Parisien edition

Newsmax says so

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

NEWSMAX: “Trump is a Winner, and he’s right on Iran!”

The Parisien version

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Une chaîne dit que je suis un gagnant. Je le repartage à 6 h 48.

Pourquoi 6 h 48 ? Parce qu’à 6 h 48, personne ne me contredit.

Translate post

A channel says I’m a winner. I’m reposting it at 6:48 a.m.

Why 6:48 a.m.? Because at 6:48 a.m., nobody contradicts me.

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