Independent satire 7 November 2026 Satire from Switzerland & France

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Switzerland · The Valaisan edition

Newsmax says so

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump · Truth Social ·

Original

NEWSMAX: “Trump is a Winner, and he’s right on Iran!”

The Valaisan version

ValaisanValais: Sion, Martigny, Sierre

Satire

Adieu ! Une télé d’en bas dit que je suis un gagnant.

Ici, on attend le résultat du combat de reines avant de crier victoire.

Translate post

Hello! A TV channel from down below says I’m a winner.

Up here we wait for the result of the cow fight before shouting victory.

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Lost in translation
  • Combats de reines: traditional contests in Valais between Hérens cows, to decide which one leads the herd up to the summer pasture.

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