NEWSMAX: “Trump is a Winner, and he’s right on Iran!”
France · The Breton edition
Newsmax says so
Donald J. Trump
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SatireUn journal dit que je suis un gagnant, et que j’ai raison. Je le recopie, on sait jamais.
Ici, on dit pas grand-chose : on attend de voir si ça tient après la marée. Kenavo.
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A newspaper says I’m a winner, and that I’m right. I’m copying it out, just in case.
Round here we don’t say much: we wait and see whether it still holds after the tide. Bye now.
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