MAGA Warrior Joe Gruters, who has been with us from the very beginning, is running to continue as Chairman of the Republican National Committee. As Chairman, Joe turned the RNC into an efficient, focused, and powerful machine that will continue to empower the America First Agenda for many years to come.
As State Senator and Chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, Joe helped us deliver massive and historic Victories across the State, including my three BIG WINS in 2016, 2020, and 2024! Joe was the Chairman of Florida when I won that Great State by the Highest Vote Margin in History, as we then went on to win the 2024 Presidential Election. As Sarasota County Chairman, Joe named me Statesman of the Year in both 2012 and 2015 — The only person to ever win it two times!
Joe Gruters should return as Chairman of the RNC to continue to build our Party, and be a trusted partner as we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and ensure Free and Fair Elections. Republicans everywhere should support him as he continues his mission at the RNC. Joe is 100% America First, the Grassroots LOVES him, and I know he will do an incredible job in 2028, and secure Great Success for Republicans all across our Country. Joe has my Complete and Total Endorsement — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Joe will never let you down
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SatireJoe Gruters, c’est un gone fidèle : là depuis le début, toujours. Il m’a nommé homme d’État de l’année deux fois. Le seul à l’avoir eu deux fois, c’est moi, notez-le.
Alors Joe, pour moi, c’est comme un bouchon qui ne change jamais sa carte : on y retourne les yeux fermés.
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Joe Gruters is a loyal lad: there from the start, always. He named me Statesman of the Year twice. The only one ever to get it twice is me, write that down.
So to me, Joe is like a Lyon bistro that never changes its menu: you go back with your eyes closed.
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