MAGA Warrior Joe Gruters, who has been with us from the very beginning, is running to continue as Chairman of the Republican National Committee. As Chairman, Joe turned the RNC into an efficient, focused, and powerful machine that will continue to empower the America First Agenda for many years to come.
As State Senator and Chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, Joe helped us deliver massive and historic Victories across the State, including my three BIG WINS in 2016, 2020, and 2024! Joe was the Chairman of Florida when I won that Great State by the Highest Vote Margin in History, as we then went on to win the 2024 Presidential Election. As Sarasota County Chairman, Joe named me Statesman of the Year in both 2012 and 2015 — The only person to ever win it two times!
Joe Gruters should return as Chairman of the RNC to continue to build our Party, and be a trusted partner as we MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and ensure Free and Fair Elections. Republicans everywhere should support him as he continues his mission at the RNC. Joe is 100% America First, the Grassroots LOVES him, and I know he will do an incredible job in 2028, and secure Great Success for Republicans all across our Country. Joe has my Complete and Total Endorsement — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Truth Social · 6 November 2026
Joe will never let you down
Donald J. Trump
OriginalGenevois, the satirical version
Genevois
SatireJoe Gruters brigue un nouveau mandat. À Genève, on appellerait ça une reconduction tacite.
Avec une lettre de recommandation de trois pages, dont deux sur l’auteur de la lettre.
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Joe Gruters is seeking another term. In Geneva we’d call it a tacit renewal.
With a three-page letter of recommendation, two pages of which are about the person who wrote it.
The presidential version
The Presidential Version
SatireJoe Gruters has led the Republican National Committee with energy and discipline, and I am proud to support his bid to continue as Chairman.
Joe has been part of our movement from the start: in the Florida Senate, as chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, and now at the RNC. I believe he is the right person to build our party, support our candidates across the country and help ensure free and fair elections. He has my full endorsement.
Around the world
Sud de la France
SatireJoe, c’est le meilleur président de parti de l’histoire de l’humanité ! Il m’a élu homme d’État deux fois, deux !
S’il y avait un trophée de pétanque, il me le donnerait aussi. Et il aurait raison.
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Joe is the best party chairman in the history of mankind! He named me Statesman twice, twice!
If there were a pétanque trophy, he’d give me that too. And he’d be right.
Vaudois
SatireJoe, c’est un bon. Il est là depuis le début, il a gagné la Floride, et il m’a nommé homme d’État de l’année deux fois. Deux fois, hein.
Moi je dis rien, mais ça joue. Votez Joe, ou bien ?
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Joe’s a good one. Been here from the start, won Florida, and named me Statesman of the Year twice. Twice, mind.
I’m not saying anything, but it works. Vote Joe, yeah?
Fribourgeois
SatireSalut les gaillards ! Joe, c’est un des nôtres depuis le début. Il a été chef du parti en Floride, et à Sarasota il m’a nommé homme d’État de l’année. Deux fois ! Le seul à l’avoir eu deux fois, c’est moi.
À la Bénichon, celui qui te ressert de la cuchaule, tu le gardes. Votez Joe.
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Hey folks! Joe’s been one of ours from the start. He ran the party in Florida, and in Sarasota he named me Statesman of the Year. Twice! The only person ever to get it twice is me.
At the harvest festival, the man who serves you a second slice of saffron bread is a man you keep. Vote Joe.
Parisien
SatireJoe m’a élu homme d’État de l’année. Deux fois. Évidemment que je le soutiens, je suis pas un ingrat.
Ça s’appelle un renvoi d’ascenseur. À Paris, on connaît bien : on a beaucoup d’ascenseurs, et ils marchent rarement.
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Joe named me Statesman of the Year. Twice. Of course I’m backing him, I’m not ungrateful.
It’s called returning the favour. In Paris we know all about it: we have lots of lifts, and they rarely work.
Lyonnais
SatireJoe Gruters, c’est un gone fidèle : là depuis le début, toujours. Il m’a nommé homme d’État de l’année deux fois. Le seul à l’avoir eu deux fois, c’est moi, notez-le.
Alors Joe, pour moi, c’est comme un bouchon qui ne change jamais sa carte : on y retourne les yeux fermés.
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Joe Gruters is a loyal lad: there from the start, always. He named me Statesman of the Year twice. The only one ever to get it twice is me, write that down.
So to me, Joe is like a Lyon bistro that never changes its menu: you go back with your eyes closed.
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